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Ezekiel 23:19-20 (Whore Likes Big Dicks)

Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. (Ezekiel 23:19-20)
The rest of the story is even worse, read all of Ezekiel 23 for more debauchery... as apparently told by God! Interpretation: Plain and simple, this is a story. Whether the events are facts or fiction, they would still be considered obscene by most conservative standards. When speaking of the flesh, the author is specifically speaking of their genitalia. These men she lusted after were of comparable size to that of donkeys. While this is obviously an exaggeration (or not, perhaps they just don't make 'em like they used to) it is obvious what the author intended to convey, the woman in this story likes big dicks. Additionally, when speaking of their issue, this means their ejaculate. So she lusted after men with big dicks who could cum buckets. There's no other way to interpret this. In any case, even if one did manage to say the author meant something different, the story is still one of rampant debauchery. This is a verse one seldom, if ever, hears in a sermon.
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Comment from nate
Time October 8, 2009 at 8:25 pm

I’ve got to say, this is my favorite verse. I can’t help but giggle every time I read it.

Comment from angela
Time October 9, 2009 at 10:19 am

This verse is speaking out against being a whore. Nobody every said that the bible was p-g13! it covers topics like this because that’s the real world. Even a moron could see that.

Comment from vindictiveness
Time October 27, 2009 at 10:41 pm

Well angela, the verse that is pointed out could have easily been changed to say ” thou shalt not be a harlot” instead it describes a woman who enjoys massive cock and gallons of jizz. This simply proves one more time that this book is made by man a long time ago. Would your god ever talk about this? Hell would you even talk about this? No, christianity is a pagan religion and this site will hopefully open your eyes

Comment from PeterRabbit
Time December 27, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Wow, this turns me on.

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